sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe Share definition Flag The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.") Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!" sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch