A pad for absorbing the sweat of a man's ass. Similar to the Stayfree Maxi Pad.
Ideal for:
* Moderate to heavy ass flow
* Everyday freshness and protection from anal discharge
* Minor anal leakage
* Perspiration
* Skidmark protection any time
* Daily freshness and odor control
Thanks to Sweatfree Mani Pads, I no longer have to wipe after shitting and am skidmark free!
While there are many varieties of sweatflakes, (think chauffeur driven vs truck driving ) common characteristics include being very gullible, highly persuadable, shockingly careless, mean to children and Mexican’s and always found in a red MAGA hat when in a crowd of like minded simpletons.
Yikes, that sweatflake with the kfc grease and Dr Pepper stain on his “deez truck nuts” tank top just pulled off his MAGA cap to show me its foil lining; says it prevents independent thought.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.