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sweat sock

Noun; A cotton sock designed to wick away sweat. To be worn on the feet while participating in athletic activities, or during exercise They are usually white, or white with colored stripes on the portion that covers the shin area.
Gavin wears sweat socks inside of his sneakers when he does aerobics.
by e.p.m. March 7, 2009
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auburn sweat sock

An act where a male masturbates to into a sock until ejaculation. Said sock is then turned inside out so that the ejaculate is now exposed. The masturbator then takes the dirtied sock and slaps an unsuspecting victim in the face with it. Shame, humiliation, and hilarity come with being soaked with rocket sauce.
Bill was being kind of a dick to Jerry, so Jerry decided to give Bill the ol' Auburn sweat sock.
by Tyler Wilson August 27, 2007
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Smelly Sweat Sock Kid

Noun: 1. A smelly sweat sock kid is one who plays an abundance of video games, has a propensity for anime, and baths in mayonnaise. He might also make chain maille just in case he ever comes in contact with a real dragon. 2. Nerd package deluxe 3. Video game junky
"Did you walk by room 133? There are like 30 people in there playing DDR and it smells like pork and cheese." "Yeah. Those are the smelly sweat sock kids."
by B-radiculous April 7, 2008
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Sweaty Sock

Linked via rhyming slang to the term JOCK a person from Scotland
Those sweaty socks are no better than a bunch of Tartan Tranny's
by Stolen_Monkey April 13, 2007
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Sweat socks

When you cum into a sock then hold it over your girls mouth and ring the cum out of the sock
“Babe I don’t want to fuck, can I give you the sweat socks instead
by Purple nurples December 11, 2019
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Sweet socking

The act of wearing sweet socks to work everyday.
by sweetsocks June 2, 2007
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sweatsack attack

When, after vigorous physical activity, a man's ball sack becomes moist and syrupy. When the man takes off his shorts, his sack swings up into his face, and sticks to his forehead. This common problem causes temporary blindness and loss of balance.
This can also occur if someone is attempting to give the man head after he has exercised or dipped his sack in hot wax. This can cause third degree burns and often results in death.
To avoid this common issue, simply wipe the excess sweat from the sack with a moist towelette every 3-5 hours during physical and/or sexual activity.
Do not allow your sack to become a danger to yourself and others.
"I had a massive sweatsack attack after football practice yesterday."
"What's that gooey stuff on your face, Charlie?" "Oh nothing. I just had a sweatsack attack."
"So why did you dump Brad?" "He gave me a huge sweatsack attack last night."
by Boris Kruschev January 11, 2009
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