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swabbing the deck

the act of pooping on your partners chest and rubbing it in with your butt cheeks during sexual intercourse.
i met this girl at a party once . i thought i was kinky. she requested that i donkey punch her and i was down for it but before i donkey punched her she wanted me to start swabbing the deck
swabbing the deck by D nasty July 24, 2006
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swabbing the deck

When you are having a threesome and one of the girls (or guys) is cleaning your ears with q-tips really fast. Its orgasmic!
"Last night I was doing this one chick while the other was swabbing the deck."
swabbing the deck by Darlaohgeez December 14, 2008

Swabbing the poop deck 

The act of gay pirates rimming each other.
"Yarr, ye be swabbing the poop deck, or I be sendin' ye to Davy Jones' locker!"

swabbing the poop deck 

when you stick your peepee in her bum bum.
i was swabbing the poop deck if you know what i’m saying.
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