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A guy who is very fat and doesn't clean his room for months.
susand by thenewmeaner January 18, 2025
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susan wojcicki 

The feminist CEO of YouTube who demonetizes people whom YT does not like.
"Condom ads are allowed on shitty little kid gaming videos, but you can't say 'frick' without being demonetized by Susan Wojcicki."
susan wojcicki by triggeredwhigger December 4, 2017
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Susan Wojcicki 

Susan Wojcicki is currently the CEO of YouTube and an executive at Google. She is a "feminist" that doesn't actually protect the young female audience/minors on YouTube due to her unwillingness to remove predators such as Onision.
Damn! That Susan Wojcicki is at it again with her greediness and blatant disregard for creators and the audience.

angry susan 

When you're fucking your girl from behind while playing club penguin and dump a bottle of hot sauce in her asshole.
When it's taco night and you know you're about to get the Angry Susan.
angry susan by SlyRooster January 28, 2017

Susan Collins 

A cocktail that has been spiked or drugged for the specific purpose of unconsensual sex.
Someone gave the jungle juice the old Susan Collins. I'd steer clear unless you want to join the Upstairs Revolving Door Club.
Susan Collins by RogerBauman October 5, 2018
Sisanda’s are the most amazing/beautiful/thickkkkkkk,people. Not only are they beautiful asf. But they smart as hell. You want them in your life, no not want need. Her smile lights up a room and her words are meant to be heard. Sisanda’s are mentally strong and you definitely don’t want them on your bad side or prepare to be roasted the fuck up. They are protective and passionate about the people they love and are the life of the party. Total wife potential, once you got your self a Sisanda you won’t ever want someone else. Cherish them or you will regret it till the day you die.
Person 1: “damn who is that in the glasses, she hot as hell?!”
Person 2 : “that’s Sisanda”
Sisanda by cany February 10, 2019
shes the best thing you'll ever meet. shes probably Hispanic and loves to sleep. Susana will be there through thick and thins and will always help you with any problem there is. Susana is the type of girl who will try to make you laugh no matter what.
susana's are fine asf
susana by fvckkk February 1, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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