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Susan Boyle

Noun: An ordinary person. Generic for any average female. Could be anyone. Could be you.
Well, this regular Susan Boyle walked right up on stage, and she rocked it like Mick Jagger!
Susan Boyle by Flappr June 13, 2010

Susan Boyle

A code word used among the females for their period.

Can also be used for feminine care products, such as pads or tampons.
Amanda: *runs into the bathroom screaming*

Sasha: "Oh she's got her Susan Boyle."

-Amanda comes back from bathroom, looking helpless-

Sasha: "Do you need a Susan Boyle?"
Susan Boyle by asian_swag October 9, 2011

susan boyle

a half-eaten sausage
a susan boyle is a half-eaten sausage
susan boyle by omgboringboringboring December 27, 2009

Susan Boyle

verb; when one's first judgement is proven completely opposite
Bobby: "Wow, that cake looks like crap... holy god it's good!"
Freddy: "Threw a bit of a Susan Boyle, didn't it?"
Susan Boyle by britishindia June 3, 2009

susan boyle

The moment of confusion upon facing an individual that appears to be man or woman.
Melanie: "Hey Seth come watch this video! this woman is amazing"

Seth: "Let's see!"

Melanie *plays video of Susan Boyle's audition* "Her voice is so lovely."

Seth: *quite perplexed but continues watching* "Hey Mel is that a man?"

Melanie: *turns up volume* "Shhh! this is the best part"

Seth: *confused* "He's wearing heels? Mel, that's a man right?"

Melanie: "Are you kidding? That's Susan Boyle, she's has a wonderful voice"

Seth: *under his breath* "Damn she is ugly"

Susan Boyle

Susan Boyle by Haaaannah May 31, 2009