super balls
The ability to have sex with any woman no matter how ugly, skanky, sweaty, chubby, poor, flat, wrinkled, bitchy, stinky, or hairy.
super balls by T-Bone February 14, 2005
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gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000
gawk gawk gremlin super nigga balls in my mouth up and double combo 300 nut twister bumfucker up and down maybe even pound triple combo 11000 with a little drip drip from the balls at the end when ever you go to 6 eleven 4002xl3000 is the best thing you will ever have some people have it upside down or perpendicular it is promissed yo dick will get bigger by -6.9 inches
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Angry Super Monkey Balls
A Feminist response to all the sick perverted shit that men do to women during sexual intercourse.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
It begins when a woman's male sexual partner tries to convince her to shave her pubic hair. The woman does it, but saves her pubes, and during sexual intercourse--preferably directly after her male sexual partner has attained orgasm--she takes her shaved pubes in one hand and grabs his balls as hard as she can. If there is come anywhere around the testicles, the hair might stick, giving the male Super hairy "monkey balls". Glue may be used, if the woman is in doubt as to how much the hair will stick.
Girl 1: "My pedophile ex-boyfriend tried to get me to shave my pubes, so I gave him the ol' 'Angry Super Monkey Balls' routine!
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
Girl 2: "Ha ha. Nice."
Angry Super Monkey Balls by Sylvia Plath November 26, 2007
Suger Balls
Suger Balls by Trizzlesnitswalls January 15, 2010
Super Ball
This is what Indian immigrants to North America call the Super Bowl, usually in a fit of rage because it interrupts their preferred Sunday evening programming.
Sanjay: "Hey everyone, let's come to my house tonight and watch another exciting eight hour raga by Ravi Shankar!"
Shibeeb: "You're out of luck, all they have on TV tonight is that damn Super Ball."
Sanjay: "That's total ballshit!"
Shibeeb: "You're out of luck, all they have on TV tonight is that damn Super Ball."
Sanjay: "That's total ballshit!"
Super Ball by synergie January 6, 2020
super monkey ball
A game developed by Amusement Vision, a subsidiary of Sega, and released as a launch title in 2001 for the Nintendo GameCube where the player is tasked with getting a monkey trapped inside a ball into the goal. However, moving the Control Stick doesn't move the monkey, rather, it tilts the stage. This game is actually a remake of a Japan-only arcade game, simply titled Monkey Ball.
super monkey ball by Gestersmek September 13, 2014
dragon ball super
Dragon Ball Super is an ongoing Japanese anime television series produced by Toei Animation that began airing on July 5, 2015. It is a sequel show to the Dragon Ball manga and the Dragon Ball Z television series featuring the first new story line in 18 years. It is set after the defeat of Majin Boo when (Earth has become peaceful once again,But some lame ass nigga always comes to mess it up)
Mike: Dragon ball super is way better than Dragon Ball z Kai .
Will: What the hell are you on, no the fuck it is not.
Mike: Yes it is, the story line is on point.
Will: OK maybe it is.
Will: What the hell are you on, no the fuck it is not.
Mike: Yes it is, the story line is on point.
Will: OK maybe it is.
dragon ball super by Chrismvp123 February 17, 2017
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