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sudden jihad syndrome (SJS)

A feeling of sympathy for al Qaeda that inspires local terrorists to carry out attacks on the U.S., even though there was no previous affiliation between the groups.
When the local terrorist group saw al Qaeda getting pounded on TV, they were overcome with an attack of sudden jihad syndrome (SJS), and decided to strike the nearest soft target.
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Sudden Onset Autism 

Sudden Onset Autism, or S.O.A for short, is an extremely rare condition of unknown origin. Development of this disease is both abrupt and severe. As of now, the pathogenesis and mode of infection have eluded even the most qualified of research teams at Harvard, Hopkins, and Yale. Some have suspected that transmission occurs through contact with an infected person, especially prandially. There is still hope for a cure, although we may be decades away.
Infected Person: Hey man, let's go grab some lunch
Healthy Individual: what?! It's 3 in the morning. What's wrong with you
Infected Person: Well... it's lunchtime somewhere!
Healthy Individual: Oh God, you have Sudden Onset Autism... Please go away from me!

Sudden Ratchet Syndrome 

When a normally polite, classy individual breaks out into ratchet and/or ghetto-like behavior upon hearing a ghetto song, such as twerking. Created in a Vine by QPark.
"Mike, I think you have Sudden Ratchet Syndrome."
"How can you say that?"
"The other week you were talking about the expense reports and then you heard "Don't Drop that Thun Thun" and started to twerk."
"Damn..."

sudden adult death syndrome 

Deaths as complication of the covid-19 injection, without publicly admitting the injection are related.
After vaccinating the majority of our population against covid-19, all cause mortality went up significantly. The doctors concluded it's sudden adult death syndrome.

Sudden Shit Syndrome (SSS)

The frequent occurrence of when you're getting ready to head out with your friends, go to work, school, go on a hot date, etc, and you get the sudden urge to take a ten pound dump; this isn't just any ordinary dump, it's the kind where it's absolutely necessary and takes you at least ten minutes to excrete, thus causing you to be late.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you always late for class?
Guy 2: It's kind of embarrassing. I had to take a huge dump.
Guy 1: WTF?
Guy 2: I have Sudden Shit Syndrome (SSS).

Sudden Nut Death Syndrome 

A situationally induced condition wherein your nuts precipitously detach, fall away from your body, and roll away from you.
It all happened so quickly when he chose to not speak up; we all witnessed the cruelty of Sudden Nut Death Syndrome as his balls just fell off, rolling down and out of his pant leg, into the street.

Sudden Brazilian

1. During the act of sexual penetration with a female, the male pulls his penis too far out of the female's vagina, and accidentally rams it into her anus instead during the next thrust, accidentally having anal sex. Usually VERY unpleasant for the female involved.

2. Also could mean the sour/surprised face one would make when being rectally penetrated suddenly.
1. "Man, I was so drunk last night, when she said push it in harder, I pulled out too far, and gave her a Sudden Brazilian."

2. "Why the Sudden Brazilian face? You suck on a lemon or something?"
Sudden Brazilian by Mandingo Dong February 16, 2010