suck my left 

similar to 'suck my dick' or 'suck my cock', yet much more discreet.

"May I see your homework, Billy?" says Ms.Anderson.
"You know what Ms.Anderson? You can suck my left!" replies Billy.
Ms.Anderson replies,"What?"
"I said, 'You can suck my left!'"
"I do not understand." ends Ms.Anderson.

suck my left by Nalyr December 27, 2005

Suck my left nut 

Is a term to tell people to fuck off because who wants only one nut especially the left one

Hey suck my left nut

Suck my left nut by Left nut November 19, 2017

Suck my left nut 

A way to tell someone that they can go fuck themselves.

Some random idiot: Your friends don't like you. Me: Suck my left nut.

Suck my left nut by PhoenixGamer34 April 12, 2021

Suck my left toe 

When someone says something you don’t appreciate.

Ava: OMG HAVE YOU MET ARLETH SHES THE BEST FRIEND EVER
Stella: EXCUSE ME I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND! SHE CAN SUCK MY LEFT TOE!!!
Ava: mkay

Suck my left toe by Angryunicorn9205 February 20, 2019

suck my left one 

after someone says something you didn't want to hear, or does something that pisses you off, say "suck my left one." of course for a guy its his left berry, for a girl, if anyone gets confused say, "nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

Amanda: "dude, you look mad dumb."
Sam: "Suck my left one!"
Amanda: "Huh?"
Sam: "Nah ma, not testicles, my left BOOB!"

suck my left one by mandabee January 19, 2007

suck my left butt- cheek 

When annoyed, agitated or just messin wit someone who is on thier way to annoying you, it siply means "eff-off"

John: Hey Cathy What you wanna do tonight?
Cathy: Go away I don'e LIKE you.
John: You know what forget you.
Cathy: Fine then, Suck my left butt- cheek!

suck my left butt- cheek by Rara isbooyaa May 18, 2007

suck my left nut 

an insult used to spite someone, derived from the fact that the right but is clearly superior

josh: ur annoying

me: we you can SUCK MY LEFT NUT

suck my left nut by a kool persono April 2, 2020