When you hide in a closet watching two strangers fuck. Just as the man is about to cum you burst out of the closet making a Stuka siren noise and tackle the guy.
I scared the shit outa some randoms the other day by performing a Stuka.
by Tsyshhdhdhdfjjfjf October 11, 2021
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(derived from the Russian language)
Stuka (pronounced "shtooka") is an ambiguous word for "a thing". Often something you cannot identify or define.

Stuka can mean anything from a small device (cellphone, electric wire) to a piece of heavy machinery.

A stuka smaller than a regular stuka is called a "stuchka". Means: "small stuka".
"Boris, what is this stuka?"

"Pavel, pass me over that stuka."

"This stuka is extremely useful, Ilya"

"This isn't a stuka. It's too small. It's a stuchka!"
by Asaf August 14, 2005
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When the male initiates sex with their partner who’s in the doggy position. The male must proceed to play the official soundtrack to Nolan’s Dunkirk and drive the penis into penetration whilst making the screaming sounds of the Stuka’s Jericho trumpet. Once penetration has occurred, the male screams any Russian phrase as if he’s just raised the flag over Berlin.
I just went full Stuka Blyat on my girl last night. She thought she was getting fucked like Poland in 1939
by Danny County June 1, 2021
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Also known in Australia as Magpies, Bush Stukas are named such as they resemble the WW2 era Junkers Ju 87 Stuka dive bomber as they swoop at innocent passers by, sometimes drawing blood or even taking out an eye
Give that park a wide berth, there's a family of angry Bush Stukas in there. Old mate Bazza's sister lost an eye to one of the little buggers last week.
by TimmyOz August 12, 2021
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1 shot of Jägermeister plus 3/4 Redbull Yellow.
Jager in a shot glass dropped into 3/4 can of Red Bull Yellow in a highball glass makes a Stuka Bomb! Enjoy!
by thatstanfordguy December 31, 2019
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A Stuka is a type of fish and can be used as a name for people with big heads
Look at that Aleksa Zdravkovic. He is such a Stuka.
by General toxicon February 24, 2021
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