December 14th: Stubi's day
December 14th: Stubi's day by Datway35 December 8, 2024
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STUB ONE'S TOE
the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
STUB ONE'S TOE by weave March 27, 2003
Related Words
Lil stubb
My friend's extremely small penis, so small that it is barely visible to the naked eye, if visible at all.
Lil stubb by AverageSizedStubb July 2, 2007
STUBB protocol
Steak, TUB, and Beer: may be initiated whenever a need arises to celebrate with red meat and beer (e.g., a Saturday). Ideally, the hottub is packed with hotties. An unspoken by-law of stubbing is toplessness, which by-law is to be read in conjunction with various gender equality laws. The ladies often try to avoid this by-law until about the fourth beer, so keep plenty handy.
My wife gets pissed when I enforce certain unspoken by-laws associated with the STUBB protocol when her hottie friends are in my tub.
STUBB protocol by Stubber June 11, 2006
Stubb
A exceptional person of Norwegian American descent, that likely grew up in the northern part of the United States (particularly the Dakotas or Washington).
A Stubb generally has an infectious sense of humor and is blessed with natural intelligence, to counteract their often oddly shaped bodies.
A Stubb generally has an infectious sense of humor and is blessed with natural intelligence, to counteract their often oddly shaped bodies.
With that personality that the general disregard for the temperature, I'm guessing he must be a Stubb.
stubb
an ambiguous term that can replace already existing song lyrics, refer to a sexual encounter, or any act deemed a Total Stubbs Move.
stubb by Stubbs twins November 10, 2010
The stubb-meister-general
He is the most elusive and cunning man in existence.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
Few have seen the myth. Few have known the legend.
Those who have, are never the same again.
Like a fleeting wind, he will whisk any pre-conceptions of the alpha male away from you.
For he, is the unrivalled omega male.
His sheer wit and suave attitude to all, will make you wonder how you ever had a life before him.
If you love your partner, be sure to wear sun glasses when near. For the stubb-Meisters gaze could end your marriage in tears.
The stubb-meister-general by Thewanderingsoul June 17, 2024
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