Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.
1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
by The fictionary June 24, 2014
Get the stubbing your toemug. the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.
by weave March 27, 2003
Get the STUB ONE'S TOEmug. An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.
Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.
Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating
Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating
by F.Mr. Smith November 27, 2011
Get the stubbed toeingmug. by Ejjdjdjsjeisi July 08, 2014
Get the Stubbed toemug. by I’m a confederate nigger February 15, 2021
Get the i stubbed my toe dammitmug. The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.
by Mexima August 01, 2017
Get the Stubbed toemug. In a video game when your character's health is so low, simply stubbing his/her/it's toe would cause death
Player 1: "hey man meet me on the other side of the map"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"
by cowboys24fan January 29, 2015
Get the Stub toe healthmug.