Stub a toe

by Omega Supreme May 16, 2020

stubbing your toe

Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.

1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan

by The fictionary June 25, 2014

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the application of an exorbitant quantity of cologne to one's body, thus making one smell like a French harlot. The implication being that when one has taken the cap off of a cologne bottle, he must have stubbed his toe, thus causing him to spill a shit load of it on his body as if he took a bath in the stuff.

Did you smell Jake this morning? The sumbitch must have "stubbed his toe."

by weave March 28, 2003

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stubbed toeing

An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.

Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating

by F.Mr. Smith November 28, 2011

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