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structural poo 

an exceptionally well compacted log, long and hard enough to bridge the u-bend in the toilet. occasional specimens are of sufficient length to breach the surface of the water; all are highly resistant to flushing. A free-standing monument to an epic lavatory achievement, that may last for days.
She had closed the cubicle door and was approaching the bowl, only to recoil in shock and horror, her mouth open and eyes wide with fear. Before her, the Structural Poo reared up from the water, a mighty totem to labours passed. She could only imagine the pain endured.
structural poo by poopal March 12, 2009

structure 

Gang in new york mostly made up of some Brim Bloodz, which became "Hatz" that rappers like Jay Aston and 26AR. Most jack "EBK" (Everybody K, Everybody killer). Some other notable names are Kha Structure and Bizzy Banks.
Man you know we out here, structure gang we really on that gang shit! You know we EBK!
structure by cpja189 February 28, 2021

Booty Scriptures

The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.
Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.
Booty Scriptures by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

fine structure day 

Like Pi day, but using the fine structure constant 1/137 = 0.00729. So, the day is July 29th.
You: "Happy fine structure day"
Random Guy: "What the hell is that?!"

Strictarian 

One who is exceedingly strict and highly disciplined, especially about rules and regulations.
Those people at the motor vehicle bureau are such strictarians!
Strictarian by Phraseman February 8, 2009

Narthex Structure

Of any of the bands emerging out of Ventura, Ca. punk scene in the late 80's, Narthex Structure is arguably one of the best remembered, and for good reason. If you get a chance, check them out.
I heard Narthex Structure is back together and playing the Theater this Friday night.
Narthex Structure by monkeybrew April 29, 2005