Similar to an ear stretcher but is placed in the rear end. Can range from a 3mm diamater to 25mm. Varies in colours and for best results leave in when walking around despite looking like you have laid a log in your pants.
Jj: hey Bill, can i borrow your 12mm anal stretcher my 6mm is to loose and my ass ate it.
Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost
Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?
Bill: sure thing mate mine has a pull string so won't get lost
Yost: hey guys, my 25mm piece is too tight, know where i can get a 20mm anal stretcher from ?
by anal12345 March 04, 2012
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by splinter barberino January 09, 2006
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A man with an extremely large unit that causes female genitalia to be left looser than before, after engaging in sexual intercourse.
With a tool like that, Omar is known around town as the hole stretcher. In fact, he mounted Peggy last night and now she needs 16 stitches to stop the bleeding.
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An object that can be lobbed in to the category that the "Left Handed Smoke Shifter" resides in. The joke is commonly used on members of a younger group who have not heard of it before- "Hey, can you go get the bacon stretcher?". The the other members would then watch as the person would actually try to find it.
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by Don B April 17, 2006
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JJ was bored so inserted a 6mm anal stretcher trying to build up to his friend billy's 12mm.
His rim was too tight so yost bought an anal stretcher to loosen it,
His rim was too tight so yost bought an anal stretcher to loosen it,
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