When one cannot escape quickly to take a much needed dump and has to lock their butt cheeks shut until the urge passes. Usually a result of a long sales meeting or long drive where no suitable toilet can be found.
The stupid Sales meeting was taking so long, if not for my "Strategic Hold", I would have shit my pants.
by Skin Sub Guy March 24, 2015
by Boner Stratego September 9, 2010
A strategic zero is an incomplete or zero (percent) taken on a project/homework assignment so that if an individual has a limited number of lates, they can be used on larger, more important assignments/projects. This is usually done in high school.
Teacher Fred: Aren't you going to use up a late on that unimportant yet time-consuming math project?
Minny: No, I think I'll take a strategic zero. Thank-you for the suggestion though.
Minny: No, I think I'll take a strategic zero. Thank-you for the suggestion though.
by Mookie Eleanor February 19, 2008
Person in marketing and planning department who keep on making useless presentations for clients, consumers, etc....which are then mass mailed to relevant parties....basically adding to the spam content of Clients
by poyani June 8, 2007
When one locks up their butt cheeks and waits for the urge to pass before escaping quietly to take an explosive dump. The Strategic Hold is often executed in response to a long Sales Meeting, Presentation or Lecture.
The pointless Sales Meeting was taking to long to finish so John executed a Strategic Hold to prevent from shitting his pants
by Skin Sub Guy March 26, 2015
a crash in which the result is positive or the crashee gains something i.e. respect from peers and audience
by frank's_place January 22, 2011
two separate individual’s plan of action to simultaneously give obsessive attention to one another in an inconspicuous yet playful manner to achieve a particular goal
The way those two are bilateral strategically stalking each other at this party, the night should have a happy ending for both of them.
by Ichiban80 August 30, 2011