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straight to video 

A joke that doesn't get a laugh, or any other form of 'popularity deficit'
"I was round at Niall's house the other day and told that one about the priest with HIV. He was pretty pissed off"

"Dude don't you know he's got bad AIDS he's a Cathlolic?!"

"No Shit?!! No wonder it went straight to video"
straight to video by CheShA March 2, 2005

straight to video 

anything that sucks, be it a joke, clothing, anything really
"yo yo check my new gear mofo"

"dude those kicks is last years Kmart special, your gear is straight to video biatch."
straight to video by Jimbo80 June 13, 2005

straight to video 

Anyone who still says this is usually made fun of for being stuck in 1997, or whatever year it was dvd players came out.

Straight to video 

Diarrhoea occurring very soon after eating.
John had to rush to the toilet before his kebab went straight to video.
Straight to video by rycycles August 4, 2008
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019