Straight Male

A male who is heterosexual and is attracted to only women

Girl 1: That guy is such a Straight Male
Girl 2: I know right what a "Curtis"

Straight Male by Helicopterpoonjabber August 29, 2017

straight male

what is a straight male you ask? well, a straight male is like a parasite, only worse. imagine a floating piece of bacteria walking around with invalid opinions that dont matter. well that is in fact a straight male.

straight male? wtf no

straight male by fxctonlybae May 9, 2021

Straight male gets drilled by corn 

A straight male who gets penetrated by corn 24/7

Look! Its a straight male gets drilled by corn! What a sight to see!!!

Straight male gets drilled by corn by spooky9099 December 9, 2018

gay straight male 

A homesexual male who lives, works, and thinks he's passing as a straight man. Not to be confused with Metrosexuals who are straight men. These gay men have no queer cultural connection other than having sex with men. They can be bi or even married.

Eugene is a total gay straight male. He and his boyfriend watch football, drink beer, dress like slobs, and have no idea about the big queer world.

gay straight male by [e-mail] April 26, 2007

super straight male 

a male that is too scared to come out as gay. he makes fun of others and is very homophobic

guy 1: bro it’s pride look at that happy couple
guy 2: nah bro that’s weird i’m super straight male that’s burning my eyes to look at. but your cute tho for saying that no homo

super straight male by Ju August 15, 2022

straight white male 

1 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual

2 : a person who is of male sex, white skin color and is heterosexual, but is also lazy, racist, mysogynistic, and/or has other negative attributes (commonly used by radical feminists)

Joe: "Hey, wanna get some coffee?"
Chad: "Sure!"
Emily: "YOU ARE A STRAIGHT WHITE MALE! YOU ARE THE ROOT CAUSE OF ALL THE INEQUALITY IN THIS WORLD! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF FOR EXISTING!"

straight white male by verygentlemen December 23, 2021

Straight White Male Day

a man who only likes vaginal intercourse that is caucasian

oh bro, i wish i was white on Straight White Male Day

Straight White Male Day by 2ucf October 15, 2021