straight 8

A now obsolete type of automobile engine that used eight cylinders in a row, instead of two rows as a V-8 engine does.

The old roadster had a straight 8 engine.

by Unidyne March 11, 2005

straight 8

Euphemistic term used by a criminal suspect to ask police for a maximum of only 8 years in prison in exchange for a full confession to the crime for which he or she is charged.

Detective: We know you killed that old woman -- your blood is all over her apartment and on the knife sticking out of her dead body!

Suspect: Look, I already told you -- I ain't saying nothin' unless you give me a straight-8. If you can do that, I'll give you what you want.

Detective: 8 years for cold-blooded murder? I don't think so.

Suspect: Well, if you want a full confession, you know what I need.

by Dr. Dave September 8, 2004

straight 8

1. A type of handcuff in which the two cuffs are one solid piece rather than being joined with a chain.

2. A gay or bisexual man (or a man or woman of any orientation?) who enjoys sex play, i.e., BDSM.

Straight 8 Bi Guy here, looking for other straight 8 guys for friendship and possibly more. (From an actual personals ad)

by Tony S. February 3, 2004

Straightforward shooting weekend

A party, involving alcohol, drugs and women. Some of whom may be under age.

Oh man, we had such a blast on Saturday! Virginia came over with her cute friends and we all got totally bombed! It was a straightforward shooting weekend!

by DukeOfYork November 21, 2019

copenhagen straight

Only the most round-house kicking, terrorist killing, freedom-loving dip there is. Made from all-natural American tobacco with a flavor that tastes like liberty.

Friend: "Got a lip of Skoal Cherry I can throw in?"

"Do you want to burn an American flag too you pussy? I dip Copenhagen Straight!"

by DipShpit December 29, 2014

pissing straight mustard

When you’re extremely dehydrated and your pee is a dark yellow

Bruhhh I got pretty crunk last night and now I’m pissing straight mustard

by potatoman501 November 17, 2019

Straightenin’

The process of getting straight, getting right.

Go grab the stick; we got some straightenin’ to do.

by Hungrydon157 May 19, 2021