by Storkclips December 23, 2017
Steven stork this term is a term for a man who likes his young children usually he works as a caretaker or a janitor one of those jobs that will get loads of kid action
Also it is a term to describe a man who loves his kids a bit too much
Also it is a term to describe a man who loves his kids a bit too much
by Johnny boi 09 December 22, 2017
by Im not telling anyone my name July 19, 2008
When one of your friends is in the process of penetrating somebody else with his wee wee, you dive in and flick him in the dick before he ejaculates, causing him to shrink and be unable to hump with meaning anymore.
'Shooting the stork' is the new 'pulling out.'
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
I got tired of my roommate and his female companion keeping me awake, so I hopped out of bed and shot his stork. She left in about 30 seconds.
by PleaseEatMe March 15, 2010
person 1 - I'm just facebook storking my ex.
person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame
person 2 - that's sooo lame.
person 1 - Yeah I know. Even the guy that created the fb group thinks it's lame
by Ceiling Cat NZ June 4, 2010
A sex move wherein an unscrupulous man conveniently positions his pregnant partner and himself at the end of the bed, directly over a bed post of modest height. While making love to her from behind the man suddenly fucks her so hard and violently that she loses her balance, striking the post as many times as it takes until the man is convinced that nothing could have survived.
by Workin' Merkin June 6, 2009
when a girl jumps over your cock as many times as possible, aggravating you until you have to SLAP A HOE
by jebediah trotter 23 July 28, 2007