stop light 

Start Texting Or Phone light

No one can spend 20 seconds at a stop light without starting to text or phone someone...WTF

stop light by lex112 October 7, 2012

stop light texting 

Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!

"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"

stop light texting by Funny Moms October 26, 2016

Stop Light Shuffle 

You are driving along, when suddenly, the light turns yellow! Unfortunately, you're at that awkward distance where you can clear the light if you speed up, but easily stop with plenty of room. The Stop Light Shuffle is when, while you're deciding between the two options, you move your foot back and forth rapidly between the gas and brake pedals.

"While heading home from work today, I did the Stop Light Shuffle at almost every light."

Stop Light Shuffle by Acehalo2 April 30, 2010

Bullshit stop light 

A stop light in wich makes you wait for 10 minutes and there is nobody else at the intersection.

Brandon- dude this light is taking forever.!

Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.

Brandon- You got that right.

Bullshit stop light by Penguin26 November 21, 2009

The stop light challenge 

Drag racing with another car when the light turns green.

his WRX beat the civic si on the stop light challenge

The stop light challenge by sloth96cky January 22, 2009

chinese stop light 

when the driver of the car stops at a red light and everyone at the red light has to get out and run around the car before the light turns green.

we caravaned to Mexico while playing Chinese stop light at every light.

chinese stop light by Hahshsnhs February 7, 2017

human stop light 

When three midgets stand on top of each other and each one has colored pubes, one green, one red, and one yellow. Then they proceed to flash their genitals in random order like a stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman

that club is awesome, it features a human stop light. stoplightstop lightmidgetshuman

human stop light by Peg-Butt December 30, 2011