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Start Texting Or Phone light

No one can spend 20 seconds at a stop light without starting to text or phone someone...WTF

by lex112 October 07, 2012

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Stop lighted

driving down a long stretch of a main street and hiting every fkn red light

sorry i was late for the meeting i left on time but got stop lighted on King

by Mp dawg August 06, 2008

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stop light texting

Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!

"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"

by Funny Moms October 26, 2016

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Bullshit stop light

A stop light in wich makes you wait for 10 minutes and there is nobody else at the intersection.

Brandon- dude this light is taking forever.!

Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.

Brandon- You got that right.

by Penguin26 November 21, 2009

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Stop Light Shuffle

You are driving along, when suddenly, the light turns yellow! Unfortunately, you're at that awkward distance where you can clear the light if you speed up, but easily stop with plenty of room. The Stop Light Shuffle is when, while you're deciding between the two options, you move your foot back and forth rapidly between the gas and brake pedals.

"While heading home from work today, I did the Stop Light Shuffle at almost every light."

by Acehalo2 April 30, 2010

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