by lex112 May 02, 2012
by Mp dawg July 14, 2008
Stop light texting is the act of sitting in your car, at an (ideally) long stop light. This is the perfect opportunity to check email, update your FB and scroll through your social media. Typically, if you have teens or children in the car, the act of stop light texting will be rudely interrupted by younger people telling you to stop!
"MOM, stop texting and driving!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"
"OMG, I'm stop light texting, leave me alone! Sheesh. You are so over-schooled in this topic!"
by Funny Moms October 26, 2016
Brandon- dude this light is taking forever.!
Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.
Brandon- You got that right.
Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.
Brandon- You got that right.
by Penguin26 November 22, 2009
You are driving along, when suddenly, the light turns yellow! Unfortunately, you're at that awkward distance where you can clear the light if you speed up, but easily stop with plenty of room. The Stop Light Shuffle is when, while you're deciding between the two options, you move your foot back and forth rapidly between the gas and brake pedals.
by Acehalo2 April 30, 2010
by sloth96cky January 22, 2009
when the driver of the car stops at a red light and everyone at the red light has to get out and run around the car before the light turns green.
by Hahshsnhs February 08, 2017