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stoner moment 

when your talking to someone and you trail off into a convorsation that has nothing to do with what your talking about.. but then you eventually get back to what you wanted to talk about the first time
dave: yea so i found this tv in the dumpster and then i saw this bum
jesse: it would suck to be a bum, like no money and stuff
dave: no money for weed bro that sucks
jesse: yea tough times.. thats why i need a job
dave: yea im gettin a job this summer, feeding hedgehogs
jesse: oh man i remeber when i was little i was playin sonic and my mom unplugged the tv outta no where
dave: yea that tv i found in the dumpster only comes in black and white

a shortend-simplefied version of a stoner moment..
stoner moment by dwarfae May 15, 2006
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stoner moment 

The times when smoking weed your brain seems to freeze, for an undefined amount of time.
It all goes quiet in the room, blank faces every where, yup its a stoner moment.
stoner moment by Holisticstoner January 30, 2004

Stoner Moment 

When you are having a conversation, or in a situation, and you completely forget a major part of what you were going to say or do.
"I was talking to Carol on the phone, right? And while we were chatting, she was re-dressing Jeremy's wounds. I'm so glad he's out of the... uh... fuck. HOSPITAL! He's out of the hospital. Sorry. Stoner moment."
Stoner Moment by afallenmind January 20, 2015

Stoner moment 

1) a regular moment (can be a certain day or time) in a group of friends to get high.

2) A moment in a stoner movie (such as harold & kumar) when the characters in the movie get high. often, the stoner audience pauses the movie at that moment, and gets high themselves
1) dude, 4:20 is the stoner moment!

2) harold and kumar are smoking weed! let's do the same.
Stoner moment by that dude, dude November 10, 2009

hippie stoner moment 

When you or you friend has a moment so completely ridiculous, they must be high. Even funnier when you're friend is straigtedge.
David: So Bob told me he likes Lilac now.
Lilac: Who's Lilac?
Everyone: (laughing hysterically) hippie stoner moment!!!!
hippie stoner moment by hippie_queen February 21, 2008
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