stog

Similar to mung. Has nothing to do with cigarettes, that is Stoge, short for stogie, a cigar.

See stog fly.

Dude, whats wrong with this world is everyone is illiterate. They think stog has something to do with tobacco.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Stog

An abnormally large doodle

Damn I want his stog in my kitty

by Tata fire February 12, 2017

Stoggings

Saying stockings while you have a blocked nose.

Nik-"Oh that girl has yuck legs but they look alright in those stoggings."

Tim-"oh you sound sick."

by Kidbites October 20, 2009

STOG

An acronym meaning the Sacred Temple of Gainzz. Perfect for gym bros who wanna sound sick when conversing about the beautiful art of physical exercise. STOG also emphasizes the inherently holy nature of a meditative and possibly introspective grind session.

Kyle: “yo chad, tryna crush the STOG tmr morning before we smash the links and drink some brewskies?”

Chad (in response to gym bro Kyle): “Abso-fuckin-lutely I’ll pound the STOG with u tmr!!”

by Shaboinked July 26, 2020

Stog

A brother who does something mean to his sister.

When Boyo tipped Jelly off the trolley, she shouted, " Ya stog!"

by Jen Farrell June 25, 2006

joner stogging

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.

Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

by yaydude April 25, 2009

Stog Vulture

A carnivorous cigarette fiend who circles around and raids dirty ashtrays; smoking every reminent cigarette down to the bare filter. They hover by outdoor ashtrays hoping someone leaves a morsel of a stog for their smoking pleasure. This person has no fear of herpes or any lip born disease. They will vulture any cigarette regardless of brand, type, or cleanliness.

Dirty Barry waited anxiously on top of the building for his moment. Poor Nancy became his prey. Nancy put out her cigarette at the waste recepticle where Barry was lurking. Barry then swooped in, attacked the used Kool Light, smoking it to the bone. Nancy looked at Barry in disgust and said "You Dirty Stog Vulture". Nancy did have the last laugh as she forget to apply her Valtrex(1) that day.

footnote (1) Valtrex Prevents Spreading Herpes/Warts

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood December 9, 2005