stockdaling 

Stockdaling is the act or sensation of being somewhere and not knowing why you're there, or even who you are. If you get to the office and realize you have no idea what you're supposed to be doing, you're stockdaling.

Reference: Admiral James Stockdale, 1992 vice presidential nominee (with Ross Perot) who, in the vice presidential debate, led off with "Who am I? Why am I here?"

I got to work today and have no idea what the fuck I'm doing. I'm totally stockdaling.

stockdaling by smartwatermelon January 14, 2013

stockpiling 

the act of not masturbating for a long period of time in order to build up a large amount of sperm to impress your girlfriend with when you first have sex

Dude, I've been stockpiling since i've been going out with Fiona, my balls are ready to burst.

stockpiling by Johhny Big Balls April 21, 2005

stocktaking 

wanking at work, usually in a storeroom

hey Jack are you still in that storeroom?

won't be much longer hank, just doing a quick bit of stocktaking

stocktaking by norednecksrequired March 31, 2010

Stockling Syndrome 

A chroniccondition caused by spending so much time stockling a particular person and their post that you eventually become Facebookfriends .

“ in spite of the whole naked mannequin incident, Jan’s Stockling Syndrome compelled her to friend Barb on Facebook”

Stockling Syndrome by Misterlady May 9, 2019

snockaling 

to snort and cackle simultaneously like a bad bitch

"wtf is that sound?"
"oh its just Will snockaling like a bad bitch"

snockaling by heidi rexilius February 12, 2025