stink card

When a waiter or waitress takes your credit card and instead of swiping it on the computer they run it through there sweaty butt crack.

Damn, that group at table 23 was a nightmare..
Dont worry I gave them the stink card.

Damn, are you giving that table the stink card right now?
Fuck yeah fuck those guards

Customer: do you take discover?
Server: (gives them stink card) I'll show you the card that pays you back!

by Violet Jennifer Rose August 22, 2014

stinktard

A smelly person who is so unintelligent they don't know they reek!

Jane,did you get a whiff of that fat old stinktard?

by Numbtard September 6, 2007

stinkard

A commoner in the Natchez social system. A stinkard is formed when a creepster and a sketchball meet in a club, and the creepster smells the sketchball's hair from behind.

Stinkardness is transferred through the blood of the mother sketchball, even when the father is Honored (well-endowed). Considered below the status of the bastard child.

Friend 1: I met the sketchiest guy last night. He was a real creepster.

Friend 2: According to the punnett square, you have a 50% probability of making a stinkard. Stay away!

by Creepy Keith May 7, 2008

stinktard

stink + Retard.

"sh!t me that retarded kid stinks wat a fukin stinktard"

by bigTittyssssss August 30, 2012