steve job

The ritual of taking an apple, and while still in the palm of your hands, shove your arm up your partner's anus all the way up to the shoulders. Once reached as far as the arm can go, release the apple, and pull your hand back out. If done properly, the apple should be securely planted in the partner's stomach.
"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"

"Boy, im still full from that steve job Tim gave me yesterday"

by baggage6040 November 19, 2011

steve job

When someone tells you or shows you something so brilliant and innovative that it almost makes you come (figuratively speaking), you just got a steve job.

Can also imply a job involving a lot of free, open innovative and creative thinking, where you get to talk about cool tech stuff and design all day.

Example 1:
John: Man, I just read and amazing innovative article on Wired Magazine. Best Steve Job ever! I totally blew my load all over my Magic Mouse!
Ben: Awesome... I came too

Example 2:
Ben: My job consists of brainstorming and innovating all day.
John: A real Steve Job?
Ben: Yes.

by Nis & Isak June 09, 2010

steve job

a steve job is when friends spoon in the midst of Steve Jobs, or just because they enjoy cuddling and may be a little intoxicated

liz, are you giving rute a steve job right now?

by rabbitspooner February 07, 2011

Steve Jobs

Mediocre work by lazy assholes named Steve.

Serg: Why are these computers all fucked up?
Vic: Steve's the one that built them out.
Serg: Oh so they're all Steve Jobs.

by Dick Picker January 27, 2023

Steve Jobbed

To have your balls burned by a latop while using it on your lap.

I was using my PowerBook in the crowded lecture hall and got totally Steve Jobbed in about 5 minutes!

by TacticalMoFo June 02, 2006

A Steve Job

Like a regular Hand Job but someone else takes credit for it and claims it's the best one they've ever given

That bitch Tracy gave me a Steve Job, taking all the credit from my girl Shaquanda

by tangent1021 October 23, 2015

Steve Jobs

A sexual move, similar to a handjob, on your wallet which leaves you both unsatisfied and broke.

Man, everyone in line at the Apple store for that new iPhone that added 10 pixels for $600 got Steve Jobs.

by SenselessNoise September 07, 2010