stealing lollipops

To thwart another's success through subversion unbeknownst to that individual or others.

Did you see how Dave's been stealing lollipops? Dave talked to Darrell's boss, and now Darrell isn't going to get the promotion they promised him.

stealing lollipops by X3th July 12, 2008

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stealing lollipops

To exhibit a false presentation of one's character for the purpose of workplace political gain.

Buddy is the life of the office. He's stealing lollipops from everyone in the office to get the new Sr. position.

stealing lollipops by Piddy February 2, 2006

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Stealing Hitler's Lollipop

Doing some important shit and/or business.

Female: What chaaa doin'?
Me: Bitch, I'm stealing Hitler's lollipop, don't worry about wtf I'm doing.

Stealing Hitler's Lollipop by Teh Dork <: July 6, 2010

cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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