steak dog

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A sleek black lab that has a very tender body that resembles Filet Mignon steak.

Look! The steak dog is asleep on the couch. Let's attempt to sneak past it.

steak dog by Melanie July 14, 2003

Words you can keep

your dog wants steak

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

Your dog wants steak.

your dog wants steak by Farker with regret June 22, 2004

your dog wants steak

Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.

Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?

your dog wants steak by Brian X November 29, 2003

Steam Dog

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the shower. The heated shower water creates an eerie mist (steam) hence creating a perfect camouflage for the act.

This widely used work has been derived from the saying "to blow some steam" - Steam Dog takes this saying to a new level.

My mum caught me having a steam dog.

a Steam Dog is the perfect way to get lost in the moment, like imaging yourself on the set of ghost.

Steam Dog by noodleluca February 23, 2011

Steam Dog

When your sexual partner farts on your finger while it is in their anus.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a steam dog last night and I still can't get the smell off of my finger.

Steam Dog by Yoshi P. August 15, 2010

doggo-speak

Doggo-speak or doggolingo is a language used frequently across the Internet
It is used to describe the thoughts, feelings and actions of dogs in a cutesy way. Doggo-speak is

heavy on onomatopoeias like bork, blep, mlem and blop and ever-expanding.

For example, the phrase “you are doing me a frighten” is used to describe startled dogs.

"What's a pupper?"

"It's doggo-speak for a small ol' doggo"

"What's a doggo?"

"A big ol' pupper"

doggo-speak by Slartibartfastlemon August 17, 2017

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026