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your dog wants steak
I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.
your dog wants steak by Farker with regret June 22, 2004
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your dog wants steak
your dog wants steak by Brian X November 29, 2003
Steam Dog
The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the shower. The heated shower water creates an eerie mist (steam) hence creating a perfect camouflage for the act.
This widely used work has been derived from the saying "to blow some steam" - Steam Dog takes this saying to a new level.
This widely used work has been derived from the saying "to blow some steam" - Steam Dog takes this saying to a new level.
My mum caught me having a steam dog.
a Steam Dog is the perfect way to get lost in the moment, like imaging yourself on the set of ghost.
a Steam Dog is the perfect way to get lost in the moment, like imaging yourself on the set of ghost.
Steam Dog by noodleluca February 23, 2011
Steam Dog
Dude, my girlfriend gave me a steam dog last night and I still can't get the smell off of my finger.
doggo-speak
Doggo-speak or doggolingo is a language used frequently across the Internet
It is used to describe the thoughts, feelings and actions of dogs in a cutesy way. Doggo-speak is
heavy on onomatopoeias like bork, blep, mlem and blop and ever-expanding.
For example, the phrase “you are doing me a frighten” is used to describe startled dogs.
It is used to describe the thoughts, feelings and actions of dogs in a cutesy way. Doggo-speak is
heavy on onomatopoeias like bork, blep, mlem and blop and ever-expanding.
For example, the phrase “you are doing me a frighten” is used to describe startled dogs.
doggo-speak by Slartibartfastlemon August 17, 2017
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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