steak dog

A sleek black lab that has a very tender body that resembles Filet Mignon steak.

Look! The steak dog is asleep on the couch. Let's attempt to sneak past it.

by Melanie July 14, 2003

your dog wants steak

I wrote it as part of an approved Fark submission for the Japanese device. It was NOT from a commercial or one of the actual stock phrases. I repeated it on an approved Fark submission the next day for a devise that supposedly translated a human baby's cries. After two approvals with the phrase, a bunch of lightbulbs went off.

Your dog wants steak.

by Farker with regret June 22, 2004

your dog wants steak

Fark cliche. Might have come from a dog food commercial in the early 90s.

Apparently dogs want steak. Who knew?

by Brian X November 29, 2003

Steam Dog

The art of rubbing one out, masturbating, having a pull in the shower. The heated shower water creates an eerie mist (steam) hence creating a perfect camouflage for the act.

This widely used work has been derived from the saying "to blow some steam" - Steam Dog takes this saying to a new level.

My mum caught me having a steam dog.

a Steam Dog is the perfect way to get lost in the moment, like imaging yourself on the set of ghost.

by noodleluca February 23, 2011

Steam Dog

When your sexual partner farts on your finger while it is in their anus.

Dude, my girlfriend gave me a steam dog last night and I still can't get the smell off of my finger.

by Yoshi P. August 15, 2010

doggo-speak

Doggo-speak or doggolingo is a language used frequently across the Internet
It is used to describe the thoughts, feelings and actions of dogs in a cutesy way. Doggo-speak is

heavy on onomatopoeias like bork, blep, mlem and blop and ever-expanding.

For example, the phrase “you are doing me a frighten” is used to describe startled dogs.

"What's a pupper?"

"It's doggo-speak for a small ol' doggo"

"What's a doggo?"

"A big ol' pupper"

by Slartibartfastlemon August 17, 2017