A total fat ass - basically a big ol' slab of meat
Yo I saw Tiny down at the 7-11 - that muthafucka is a serious steak.
by J-Dubs January 27, 2005
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Steak is the word used for someone who is basically a meat head. The word steak is an extension of the definition of the word meat head and both words can define people who are jocks, but mentally are not the most talented. A steak can also just be one of the slowest most idiotic people you know, or an insult to make fun of your friend for being slow.
Girl: Wait, what time is it? Is it 2:45?
Boy: Yeah, you came in here 15 minutes ago.
Girl: WHAT, oh my god, I my basketball practice started 15 minutes ago! How did I not realize, I've just been sitting here taking to you!
**Girl runs out**
Boy: Dude, that girl is such a steak. How does she even manage her life.
by mxkidhayy22 July 21, 2009
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A steak is a hot guy. there are three levels of steak, veal, steak, and brisket. A veal is a hot younger boy, a steak is a hot marinated young man, and a brisket is a handsome older man.
when you see a strikingly gorgeous guy, you tell your friend "look at that steak!"
by effie June 21, 2004
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French word used to name a ciggarette that has already been smoked a little and then put out. However the remaining cigarette has been kept to relight at a later stage.

What we have left over is a steak. Which generally has a really strong smell of ciggarette airating from it.
Helen: >>j'ai un steak<<
by madiii December 7, 2007
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I couldn't bring enough steak in this month to keep my wife happy
by gibbowr August 13, 2008
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man i just downloaded some awesoem steak!!!
by ashley rose June 11, 2005
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like wen sum1 has beef wit sum1 u say d@ dey got steak n wen ders a fight goin on u can shout steak
i got steak wit sum lil fucker
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