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state school 

In britain these are the government funded schools similar to the american 'public school'. state schools are free to attend as they are funded through taxation (even if your kids go to private school, i know, soo unfair).
State school pupils fall into many catagories:

1- the middle class kid who's parents don't love them enough to send them to private school and would rather buy an aga instead.

2- the common chav ( aka scum, thief, rapist, slut, and any other annoying scummy person). key identifying points are the classic disfigured chin due to inbreeding by their now incarcerated father(who is also their uncle)and as much fake merchandise that they can fit on their face and fingers.

3- the 'individual', these folks usually spend most of their time hanging around under a tree, in the music, art or drama department proclaiming their individuality whilst dressed the same and listening to the same music as their other individual friends.

State schools are not bad places really, they offer just the same education as a private school just with added sound effects of gang rape behind the bike sheds and teachers glugging down cocktails of meths and copper sulphate to pass the day quicker.
state school: any schools where the blazers are less than 100% pure british wool.
state school by m_gibi@hotmail.com November 7, 2007

state school 

State school may also be used as an adjective to point out a stupid mistake someone makes.
Wow kitty, you’re so state school

state school fucking

A fucking that is so no holds barred that it must come from a person that spent the majority of their teenage days not studying the classics but rather studying the art of fucko. 2.) A fucking with no brakes.
I put a straight state school fucking on that private school bitch and she got all swim fan on my ass.

Kansas State School Board 

Ignorant savages who not only embrace supernatural figures, but who have also determined their youth to become walking retards by limiting their education to the Bible. What a disgrace to science and the human intellect!
Kansas State School Board 1999.

Ingham State High School 

Ingham State High School is a public high school located on the coast of North Queensland, Australia, in a hell-like town known as Ingham. The students that attend are either (A) Piss poor, (B) underaged drinkers and druggos or (C), not catholic Italian snobs who find every reason to think Gilroy is better. Every teacher there has a giant fucking stick up their ass except for a few. Almost to every boy that attends is a bogan that can't say a sentence without saying a cuss to try and establish dominance when in reality it just makes them seem like they don't really know how to say anything else which is true. All the chicks there are sluts, dead inside or obese. On the bright side it's better than Gilroy.
Ingham State High School Boy: Oi bitch lemme shove my dick in you
Ingham State High School Girl 1: Alright let's go at it
Ingham State High School Girl 2: *makes someone shove them down a staircase*
Ingham State High School Girl 3: This is too much for me to handle lemme eat 5 Big Macs to repress the sight of seeing that

Kenmore state high school Brisbane 

a school full of drug uses and eshay teen moms and sluts lol !!!!
smoke more , drink more , Kenmore Kenmore state high school Brisbane

Trinity Bay State High School 

The pinnacle of everything wrong that comes to mind when you think of teens. Violent cunts, shitty educational standards, the black market and it has a hideous green colour scheme to top it all off. This school has you covered.
Trinity Bay State High School is Education Queensland's soft underbelly.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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