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A public light source like a street light or floodlights that turn off as you walk by them, instead of turning on like they are supposed to.
Drunk chick: "Hey I'm going home."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
Helpful friend: "Make sure to take Main Street because there's that stalker light in the quad."
by bennthewolfe September 06, 2015