A scab stache is formed when a person picks, pops, or re-opens a wound on and/or above the upperlip. This wound is usually present due to the individual having cold sores.
Tony says "Hey man, whats wrong with your lip, you look like your wearing a Hitler mustache?"
Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"
Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"
Armando states "Oh, it just a cold sore I opened up, its a scab stache!"
Tony states "I told you, you shouldn't have cheated on your wife!"
by T-WOO April 21, 2010
When your mustache smells so bad the day after eating out a spoiled tuna taco you have to shave it to get rid of the smell.
Rugged was rudely woken up by his Funk Stache the night after a box lunch at the vagina diner with a hefty German chick in the park, so he was forced to shave it and grow a new one.
by Bookbagman December 5, 2017
by holymolyhorsie March 1, 2011
“Did you see Jake’s attempt to grow a mustache during no shave November?” “Yeah, it was pretty bad, it was just a pencil stache”
by Lootmon November 23, 2019
by Ricky Roma October 25, 2003
1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.
2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.
2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.
She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stache-ist.
That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stache-ist.
That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stache-ist.
by tankbeh January 13, 2011
1. prejudice or discrimination toward individuals with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.
2. behavior, conditions, or attitudes that foster stereotypes of people with mustaches.
Years of unquestioned stache-ism have lead to the belief that only cops and child molesters have mustaches.
He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stache-ism of his immediate supervisor.
He was passed up for a promotion at the workplace because of the stache-ism of his immediate supervisor.
by tankbeh January 11, 2011