A private college in St. Paul Minnesota where prude, spoon fed cunts prance the campus in their Manhattan inspired attire. These girls may once have been likable in their high school years but this will more than likely change when attending this institution, especially by "infedels" who are not priveledged enough to attend UST.
by Jojo Janetta April 15, 2011
Get the St. Thomas mug.St. Thomas More is a private catholic school in which shit goes down. STM is full of guys who play COD as their friends make out with slutty girls who circuitously date the same guys. When the guy or girl gets tired of dating their counterpart, they break up abruptly with temporary mutual hatred toward one another. The cycle continues as the girls become sluttier and the guys increasingly desperate. Throughout the mayhem of private education, the students of STM always remain true to their catholic-christian values!
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Guy Student #1: WOW! making out with Emily last night on my bro's couch was awesome!
Bro: Dude I thought was dating her! Oh well, I got a tactical nuke while you guys were goin' at it.
Guy Student #2: Hey I got dibs for next week when you guys break up.
Emily: I don't really care who it is. Get me a man!
Public School Student: Man, St. Thomas More is the shit!
Bro: Dude I thought was dating her! Oh well, I got a tactical nuke while you guys were goin' at it.
Guy Student #2: Hey I got dibs for next week when you guys break up.
Emily: I don't really care who it is. Get me a man!
Public School Student: Man, St. Thomas More is the shit!
by STM-USC August 29, 2011
Get the St. Thomas More mug.St. Thomas Academy (STA) is an all male, Catholic, military, college prep high school in Mendota Heights, Minnesota. It is populated mostly by upper middle class white kids that hail from the western suburbs, Eagan, Mendota Heights and St. Paul.
The constituents of this school are usually well rounded, but can range from meat head to egghead. A great number of students go on to top tier colleges; yet some choose to go on to nothingness, even though they have all the mental and financial tools availale to go wherever they please. Graduating jocks elect to pursue their childhood ambitions of athletic superstardom via D3 sports, but typically have a chip on the shoulder that they did not make the big time (the school's real sports stars are usually the most humble). Most graduates, however, end up at the University of St Thomas and basically do the same level of work they did in high school (13th grade).
While always competitive at sports (a number of state championships in swimming, basketball and hockey), the main draw is the school's tradition. Founded in 1885, it has a longstanding rivalry with Crertin high school in St. Paul. Cretin usually beats STA these days, yet the rivalry remains nevertheless. The greatest tradition is the Cadet Colonel promotion, in which one senior is chosen to lead the entire school. This ceremony creates a heated competition amongst students beginning freshmen year and lasting a lifetime.
Classroom demeanor involves anything from disciplined attentiveness to childish fart humor. Because, as much as the school likes to pretend it is raising men, all the students are childish boys that can act mature at the flick of a switch.
Socially, STA boys are polite towards girls (at least more so than nearby public schools and other catholic schools), always dwon to eat out at restaurants on nearby Robert St, and of three seperate drug abusing sects: 1)full blown alcoholic/pot head/mild cocaine user 2)drink rarely on weekends as to play both the good kid and badass card 3)never touch anything to impress Mommy and Daddy/visitation girlfriend/boost chance at Cadet Colonel.
The last thing that should be mentioned is that, though probably the most homophobic atmosphere you can find, STA students partake in many "gay" activities such as hugging, ass slapping, and all around bromance.
The constituents of this school are usually well rounded, but can range from meat head to egghead. A great number of students go on to top tier colleges; yet some choose to go on to nothingness, even though they have all the mental and financial tools availale to go wherever they please. Graduating jocks elect to pursue their childhood ambitions of athletic superstardom via D3 sports, but typically have a chip on the shoulder that they did not make the big time (the school's real sports stars are usually the most humble). Most graduates, however, end up at the University of St Thomas and basically do the same level of work they did in high school (13th grade).
While always competitive at sports (a number of state championships in swimming, basketball and hockey), the main draw is the school's tradition. Founded in 1885, it has a longstanding rivalry with Crertin high school in St. Paul. Cretin usually beats STA these days, yet the rivalry remains nevertheless. The greatest tradition is the Cadet Colonel promotion, in which one senior is chosen to lead the entire school. This ceremony creates a heated competition amongst students beginning freshmen year and lasting a lifetime.
Classroom demeanor involves anything from disciplined attentiveness to childish fart humor. Because, as much as the school likes to pretend it is raising men, all the students are childish boys that can act mature at the flick of a switch.
Socially, STA boys are polite towards girls (at least more so than nearby public schools and other catholic schools), always dwon to eat out at restaurants on nearby Robert St, and of three seperate drug abusing sects: 1)full blown alcoholic/pot head/mild cocaine user 2)drink rarely on weekends as to play both the good kid and badass card 3)never touch anything to impress Mommy and Daddy/visitation girlfriend/boost chance at Cadet Colonel.
The last thing that should be mentioned is that, though probably the most homophobic atmosphere you can find, STA students partake in many "gay" activities such as hugging, ass slapping, and all around bromance.
Cretin Student: Hey cake eater hows it feel to lose again?
St. Thomas Academy student: Sucks, but you'll work for me one day and I'll take it out on you then.
St. Thomas Academy student: Sucks, but you'll work for me one day and I'll take it out on you then.
by Podymouth April 13, 2009
Get the St. Thomas Academy mug.St. Thomas, Ontario is notably a great turmoil for southern Ontario. Most people who are born there are not going to go far in life as most of those people will never leave the town. It is a blackhole in which most do not surface. Drugs overthrow the town and most of the filth that walk the streets are oxyheads. Besides those few are the whores who get pregnant at 15. Meaning most of the females if you can call them that. No one is big and tough and none should be feared. Little white boys trying to be gangster is the 'it' thing. Parkside sucks ass, yes, yes it does. Don't deny it. Just like every other highschool in St. Thomas. None are better than any other. St. Thomas is filled with no-daddy aisles and we even have our very own ghetto, how trendy is that! The streets are becoming bare as jobs are diminished and stores go out of business. You can smoke joints walking down the street and passers-by will sniff and be on their way. Everyone does it here just some people will go to far and end up with needles in their arms and a date with the morg.
All in all; St. Thomas is a shithole and the people there are all shitheads.
Except me, of course. I'm getting the fuck out of here, peace fuckas.
All in all; St. Thomas is a shithole and the people there are all shitheads.
Except me, of course. I'm getting the fuck out of here, peace fuckas.
The crackhead in your cellar: Hey mannnn, got any iceee. *shakeshake* St. Thomas, Ontario is always packing, show me your stash.
by k-t-y January 28, 2010
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Person 1: I just came through st. thomas pa
Person 2: Did you get your free hit of meth and shitty tattoo from Brian L?
Person 2: Did you get your free hit of meth and shitty tattoo from Brian L?
by Chunky1 January 22, 2014
Get the st. thomas pa mug.A liberal arts school also known as STU in Fredericton, NB. Athletics are the heart and soul of this school as they bring in money to pay for the unending debt under the schools name. Specifically the hockey team who gets more attention than anyone/team. A Tim Hortons and Subway fulfill the food options in JDH. In the back corner you can find all the athletes pretending to do homework. The rest of the students do their best to stay away from this area. The classes are easy and the campus has 6 buildings all within 1 minute walking distance. STU encourages people to be whoever they want. You can find people walking around with weird coloured hair and unfashionable clothes on. Everyone is free to give their opinion and do not care if they hurt others feelings. People who graduate from STU are not likely to go anywhere far in life unless they do post grad. The most valuable thing taught at STU is how to use the bussing system and how to respect the native land on which the school resides.
Job interviewer: it says here you went to St. Thomas University. What did you take?
Student: I majored in Irish studies and minored in theatre.
Interviewer: Oh. What did you learn from your time at STU?
Student: I learned how to finger paint, go to my safe space whenever I feel necessary and stand in line at Tim Hortons for 30 minutes!
Interviewer: I see... well perhaps this job isn’t a good fit for you.
Student: I respect your opinion and thank you for your time. Unless you are a conservative. In that case I am sorry for talking to you.
Student: I majored in Irish studies and minored in theatre.
Interviewer: Oh. What did you learn from your time at STU?
Student: I learned how to finger paint, go to my safe space whenever I feel necessary and stand in line at Tim Hortons for 30 minutes!
Interviewer: I see... well perhaps this job isn’t a good fit for you.
Student: I respect your opinion and thank you for your time. Unless you are a conservative. In that case I am sorry for talking to you.
by thatsthetea123 October 31, 2019
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