squirts, the

Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.
"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."
by Frank Klaune March 06, 2004
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Squirt

When a female has rubbed her clit so fast and hard and fingered her pussy so much she found her g-spot. She then releases a powerful burst of clear liquid many time. She then realises she doesn’t need a man.
“Damn I squirted so much last night! I don’t need Tom to fuck me anymore I get more pleasure doing it myself!”
by Sexbomb September 20, 2019
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The Squirts

A condition where you have diarrhea, although you must keep it in a little longer. The strenuous pressure of the sphincter causes a powerful squirt, thus, "The Squirts".
by lightskin.dinosaur September 27, 2016
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The Squirts

Excuse me, i have Violent Diarrhea....WRONG!

Excuse me, i have "The Squirts"....RIGHT!
by AnonymousHippopotamus December 11, 2006
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Squirt

Squirt is the number one grapefruit selling soda in USA
by Kitcat73 February 18, 2017
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squirt squirt

A home girl or a just a girl you can kick it with.
There has to be some sort of attraction though.

Shes something sweet.
Annabel is my squirt squirt.
by PoeticOne January 19, 2007
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squirt

When a girl literally shoots out her vaginal fluid from her vagina as she climaxes; when a girl shoots cum from her pussy
Tina's pussy juice is like a projectile, she can really squirt.
by youknowit April 12, 2003
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