Excessively moist excrement which causes occasional accidental releases of liquid shit in your shorts. Commonly called the "Hershey Squirts", "the shits" or "the trots", "the squirts" are marked by the perceived need to pass a fart, and while attempting to fart, shitting one's drawers.
"I ate that damn crap they served up, and it was so greasy, that now I've got the squirts all night long."
by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004
Get the squirts, the mug.A condition where you have diarrhea, although you must keep it in a little longer. The strenuous pressure of the sphincter causes a powerful squirt, thus, "The Squirts".
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Get the The Squirts mug.by AnonymousHippopotamus December 12, 2006
Get the The Squirts mug.A slang term for diarrhea ~ runny poop that comes shooting out of your asshole often accompanied by a fart and sometimes unexpected.
by d_girl August 10, 2006
Get the the squirts mug.Nasty, Fiery, Flamming, Flowing yud that comes out of your asscrack. Causing major, deadly smells, and the feel that your ass is on fire! May come in variety of colors. Also known as hershey squirts. Mmmm Mmmm goooood!
by afterx3glow March 5, 2009
Get the the squirts mug.When one eats enough Asian cuisine to result in violent and painful diarrhea, sporadically exiting the anus, resembling the series of islands that make up Indonesia.
by TheRealestDonCon January 20, 2017
Get the The Indonesian Squirts mug.An urbanized and supposedly cool way of saying, "That's the way the cool crumbles." Mostly used by perverted pre-pubescent boys who think the quote is sexual.
by Erika June 1, 2004
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