King Squirrel

A badass mother fucker you don't want to mess with.

Man i was walking down the street and fucking King Squirrel jumped out of the tree and beat my ass...with nuts.

by Spencer Bliss November 29, 2007

Squirrel king

Used for when you see a Squirrel with the face of a man AKA Mr.fincannon

The Squirrel king is coming

by BAIGEPANDA April 6, 2022