squiglekumpf 

Squiglekumpf that was used as an insult in Germany in 1958, evolving from the Latin word squimuscum, meaning, scum. The insult is used against pricks who have no connection to reality and think they have any sort of meaning in the universe when they are actually just a wet jizz stain.

Tom: hey, you talk to Steven over the weekend
Dave: yeah, he was just talking about the nug of weed he found on the street and he was planning to smoke it
Tom: what a squiglekumpf!

squiglekumpf by Imattractedtolynxbodyspray February 3, 2020

squiggleumpff 

This is the name for a sock which you lost in the wash turning into a small but very deadly scrumpled looking grey elephant. DO NOT UNDERESTEMATE THEIR POWERS.

person1: Where has my other yellow and green spotty sock gone? hmmmm

person2: I expect it has turned into a squiggleumpff.

person1: Oh yes, there it is, lets all run away!

squiggleumpff by Lexi...DONT NICK MY NAME August 11, 2006