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Squid Shit 

When someone who has recently eaten Mexican food is spooked causing them to squirt their pants with a ink like shit substance. This "squid shit" is best visible when victim is in a pool, ocean or hot tub.
Bryan was enjoying a nice relaxing soak in his new hot tub when his neighbor Bill poked his head over the fence to say hello. Bryan immediately squid shit his hot tub and used his arms to fan himself down into the deepest point of his hot tub.
Squid Shit by Big Lud the Stud July 18, 2014
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Dirty Looking Squid Shit

Something so ulgy or something so fucked up its complete and utter squid shit.
Jamel looks like some dirty looking squid shit.

shit squid 

A person who reacts like a squid when confronted but, in lieu of ink, utilizes their own shit to spew on to everything around them.
Frederick's such a shit squid, he accuses everyone of the same shit he does anytime he gets called out.
shit squid by derekjaydj October 12, 2019

shit squid 

A white girl that likes Latino men. Similar to a mud shark.
Cassa keeps sending nudes to that Mexican guy. She's such a fucking shit squid.
shit squid by Ray Penn-Boyes November 12, 2015

Shit Squad 

When three or more people take a shit at the same time in a public bathroom.
The three men entered the bathroom stalls at the same time, forming a Shit Squad.
Shit Squad by TheFiend138 December 4, 2014

Shit squib 

Jonathan has a shit squib therefore he can not satisfy his wife sexually
Shit squib by Trollguy2000 June 24, 2016

shitass squad 

an instagram meme page cult infamous for sharing edgy memes, regularly holding satanic rituals, and raiding political hashtags.
person a: aaah! help me i'm being held at gunpoint by a meme page!
person b: hmmm... they are probably a part of the Shitass Squad.
shitass squad by asukablmacab September 4, 2020