squeef

The explosion of air trapped in the urethra of a male. Typically caused from rapid masturbation. The male equivalence of a queef.

When I was giving her a money shot, I squeefed in her face.
While peeing, I squeefed so hard my pee coagulated at the tip and blew off my head.

by Sir Fakemann March 13, 2015

squeef

for a female or post-op transsexual to harbor a pocket of air in the vaginal canal and release said air while simultaneously sneezing. the force of opposing pressures may cause all said air to expel.

Susans allergies were flaring up whilst switching from doggy to missionary causing her to squeef.

by boogie666 August 29, 2018

squeef

a queef that is accompanied by a skeet

uhh, cindy, did you just squeef?

by that weird kid next door April 10, 2007

squeef

the sound of a queef from a mouse.

what you get when you cross a squeek and a queef.

the mouse squeefed during intercourse.

the mouse squeefed loudly when i picked it up.

by al gore 92 June 2, 2009

squeef

pussy fart, aka skweef

she squeefed after i pulled out

by bob March 27, 2004

squeef

A holiday dish consisting of a squid stuffed with beef. Invented in the noble tradition of the turducken.

Mom had the squid fully prepared. All she had to do now was stuff it with beef and put it in the oven for 3 hours, and the holiday Squeef would be done.

by Krigsstev October 28, 2005

squeef

squeef(v.) though commonly mistaken to deal with a bag of weed or ejaculation from a pussy fart (see queef) the squeef is actually when a female sneezes and queefs at the same time. it is common but not required to still say bless you after hearing a squeef.

did you see those girls squeefing on that work out infomercial they really knew how to squeef.

or

she totally squeefed at the family dinner.

by jaa1988 September 15, 2011