Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!
John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!
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Navel Spunk Rocket

The act of ejaculating into a person's navel and then squeezing the area around said navel with sufficient force to propel the ejaculate into the victim's eye, mouth, or nostril.
She made me pull out so I gave her the old Navel Spunk Rocket.
by 7th-Lvl February 08, 2020
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Spunk-a-dunk

To pour in the milk first before the cereal
How dare you spunk-a-dunk with a perfectly good bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios.
by Cheerios_Luver_69 September 07, 2019
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spunk-a-dunk

A full on, skillful blow job starting from flaccid & continuing all the way up to & including ejaculation without breaking contact between penis & mouth or even temporarily substituting a hand or sex toy.
My boyfriend has been particularly awesome lately, really considerate, thoughtful & loving; so I started tonight's bedroom gymnastics with a spunk-a-dunk.
by QueenNobEd February 20, 2018
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Spunk Trunk

Any rear-end (butt, ass, or man hole, etc.) that has been fucked and ejaculated in. Fucked and filled.
After much thrusting and half of a bottle of lube I blew my nut in his spunk trunk.
by PHLbtfckBROS November 28, 2017
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Spunked up

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self
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Spunked up

He so spunked up I know he got some going on with his self
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