A spousal eunuch is virtually identical to the 'spousal unit', but without the sex. Unlike ordinary eunuchs, spousal eunuchs usually have existing and potentially functional genitalia, but have stopped fucking their significant other for reasons which do not pertain to physical endowment.
I've been banging this married chick because her spousal eunuch can't get a boner without first being subjected to sexual domination. How refreshing it must be for her to get laid by a dude who doesn't have a ball gag lodged in his cake hole!
by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 20, 2010
Good generic term for your husband, wife or partner, especially when you don't want to mention a specific name in your blog or novel (or you can't remember.)
by PsychoPuppyDad January 05, 2008
The very welcome sense of excitement when one is turned on by one's partner. It often occurs suddenly and unpredictably after long periods of the couple's intimate complacency. It can sometimes happen when one of the partners mistakes his or her spouse for another person.
Felicia: "What's that look for?"
Horatio: "Your shoulders look really nice today."
Felicia (purring now): mm mm spousal arousal, huh?
Horatio (panting now); Uh huh.
Horatio: "Your shoulders look really nice today."
Felicia (purring now): mm mm spousal arousal, huh?
Horatio (panting now); Uh huh.
by Cirdellin January 12, 2010
When other people's normal everyday activities do not irritate you unless the other person performing the action is your spouse. Symptoms often include a throwuppie taste in your throat when your mate performs a minor function around you like chewing or breathing. There is no cure for Spousal Reflux except for suffocation or decapitation and these are illegal. Sufferers often dull symptoms by drinking until they can’t hear or see.
Watching and listening to Lloyd eat a bowl of almonds last night gave my the worst Spousal Reflux, I can still hear him crunching.
by dearfrannie.com July 02, 2009
The opposite of the royal we, meaning "you". Used by your significant other to get you to do something.
The Spousal We: "We should clean the bathroon today", or "we should get Johnny to practice his viola more".
by CarlInLB August 21, 2008
When you're installing software, and you say "yes" to all the questions, accept all the defaults, and don't think about it.
Mike: "Dude, what do all these options mean when I'm installing Word?"
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."
Evan: "Just do a spousal install and don't worry about it, man."
by Geoff Lilley March 02, 2011
The responsibility of having to please (sexually) one's spouse/ girlfriend/ boyfriend even if one is not in the mood.
I have to be home early tonight, I have my spousal obligation which I have been putting off for days.
by OhSoSpecial January 22, 2010