spot rape

When you're attempting to locate a parking spot at the mall around Christmas, and you scope out a fine spot, but your spot is mercilessly thieved away by someone slightly closer. Symptoms of spot rape include anger, rage, wrath, and violence.

That dumb bitch in the Prius spot raped my ass when she snagged that spot 2 rows out from the door.

by OptimusRhyme December 21, 2008