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Stand Up Sportsman’s Double 

When a father and son have a threesome with the neighbors ex wife while making eye contact at the moment of ejaculation.
My dad and I had always fancied the neighbors wife but I didn’t think we would ever have a stand up sportsman’s double.

sportman's double 

when a guy fucks both a girl and her mom
i heard billy sportman's doubled susy and her hot ass mom last night!
sportman's double by brosef323 July 12, 2007

sportsmans double

A threesome with a guy, a mother, and her daughter
The MILF from work invited me over Friday night. We were having some drinks and then, her even hotter 20 year old daughter came home and joined us! I did a sportsmans double with both of them!!!
sportsmans double by Krakoon June 9, 2007

sportsman double 

Old english for a mother and daughter threesome.
"so I hooked up with these two gals last night, 21 and the other had to be atleast 40!"

"Dude! You just pulled a Sportsman Double!"
sportsman double by a-jizzy October 18, 2007
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026