the act of one individual spooning another without the acts of kissing, heavy petting or raccoon sex present. those who have attempted this feat of strength inevitably fall to the power of the wiener and thus, spoon no wiener has never been achieved.
by spector victim June 8, 2009
Someone who walks into local grocery stores and slaps his wiener with a spoon while walking like he just got ass banged.
by KENNY KATAKLYSM April 11, 2011