spoon and dispose

adjective - relating to chinese buffets, the term used to describe the technique of covering up for crabbing. as the term suggests, this often involves spooning the evidence and disposing it in a subtle way so as to avoid the crabbing charge and the wrath of the management.

"if u don't spoon and dispose, we're gonna get chucked out!"
"if u pull of this spoon and dispose ur getting major lad points"

spoon and dispose by buffetman March 2, 2009

spoon and dispose

The skill of binning unwelcome cutlery - a common practice in Cambridge where the phrase originated.

Don't lend the princess any of your cutlery, she'll only spoon and dispose it.

spoon and dispose by Dave (I love Bex) March 9, 2009