Splitting Logs

The process by which one sharts themself while wearing a thong, thus "splitting" the feces in half.

The girl had to leave the party early due to "splitting logs" in her pants.

Splitting Logs by shart master flex January 2, 2010

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Splitting Logs

Talking a shit whilst wearing a thong effectively cutting the shit down the middle.

Betty was so drunk last night I found her hunched over the toilet splitting logs

Splitting Logs by b391130301193 August 13, 2019

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Sitting on logs

A girl who has a lot of sex.

omg I was just sitting on logs all night. My vajajay is sore.

Sitting on logs by Leeloo Dallas November 28, 2016

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