The act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.
Bobby: Holy shit I just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro....im so sorry.
Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut
When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.
"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"
To walk behind a group of hot girls at the optimum distance and speed to check out their asses for a protracted period. As per the driving technique of slipstreaming, once one hops into a slitstream, you can ease your foot off the throttle and cruise under the draw of the slitstream.
I got caught in a heavy slitstream on my way to the train station and nearly ended up in the cinema.
I totally got busted slitstreaming a trio of gorgeous chicas last night.
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texaswill vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.