split stream
Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.
split stream by Heat123 December 30, 2007
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The act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.
Bobby: Holy shit I just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro....im so sorry.
Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut
Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut
split stream action by street trash viper March 30, 2010
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split-streaming
When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.
"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"
split-streaming by G_O July 9, 2017
Splitstreem
When ones dick has cum residue on there dick hole and when he pisses there piss streem is split into two streems
Joe stergle was jacking off and the next day he started pissing on the wall insted of the toilet ( that asshole had splitstreem)
Splitstreem by Kybeanhead January 1, 2010
slitstream
To walk behind a group of hot girls at the optimum distance and speed to check out their asses for a protracted period. As per the driving technique of slipstreaming, once one hops into a slitstream, you can ease your foot off the throttle and cruise under the draw of the slitstream.
I got caught in a heavy slitstream on my way to the train station and nearly ended up in the cinema.
I totally got busted slitstreaming a trio of gorgeous chicas last night.
I totally got busted slitstreaming a trio of gorgeous chicas last night.
slitstream by Arthur ASCii April 4, 2011
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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