split stream

Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.

You have to make sure you wipe up after that split stream accident.

by Heat123 December 30, 2007

split stream action

The act of peeing in the morning after a long night of nastiness and having your pee split into two uncontrollable urine streams that drench everything in the restroom as you wave your hips from side to side in a feeble attempt to get some into the toilet.

Bobby: Holy shit I just soaked the rest room with my split stream action bro....im so sorry.

Tony: Its cuz you were messing with that Mcnasty Sheeat all night and your tip is welded shut

by street trash viper March 30, 2010

split-streaming

When a guy's piss splits into two separate streams when going to the restroom due to consistantly excessive masturbation.

"Shit man I may be jerking it off too much." "Oh? How so?" Dude I've started split-streaming when going to the bathroom." Nah dude you cool, just don't do it for a couple days and you'll be fine!"

by G_O July 9, 2017

Splitstreem

When ones dick has cum residue on there dick hole and when he pisses there piss streem is split into two streems

Joe stergle was jacking off and the next day he started pissing on the wall insted of the toilet ( that asshole had splitstreem)

by Kybeanhead January 1, 2010

slitstream

To walk behind a group of hot girls at the optimum distance and speed to check out their asses for a protracted period. As per the driving technique of slipstreaming, once one hops into a slitstream, you can ease your foot off the throttle and cruise under the draw of the slitstream.

I got caught in a heavy slitstream on my way to the train station and nearly ended up in the cinema.

I totally got busted slitstreaming a trio of gorgeous chicas last night.

by Arthur ASCii April 4, 2011