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Split Shift 

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.
I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

Split Shift Special

A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.
I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.

What is a split shift special?

When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.
Split Shift Special by Jumpy81 December 4, 2018

Cincinnati Split Shift

Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift

Spit Shift 

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.
"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"
Spit Shift by Spit Man March 16, 2023

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026