split shift

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to have a day off in between drinking, normally in the sense of the weekend from thursday to sunday.

Jack: Hey bro you getting crunk all weekend?
Scotty: No im only doing a split shift.

split shift by Scotty Matheson August 4, 2007

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Split Shift

Wearing a thong and having a shit while wearing it.

I took a split shift in the back of robbies truck last night.

Split Shift by Molly the Unicorn May 22, 2020

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Split Shift Special

A person who has a front job to hide a second (illegal) job.

I’m going to china town to get a split shift special from Li Jing.

What is a split shift special?

When you get dinner and a piece of ass from the same place.

Split Shift Special by Jumpy81 December 4, 2018

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Cincinnati Split Shift

To shit and cum at the same time.

Man I was so drunk last night with that chick I accidentally pulled a Cincinnati Split Shift

Cincinnati Split Shift by the kid ya boi January 6, 2022

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Spit Shift

When you are assigned to a shift that is considered the worst possible shift at a job.

"Ah shit, I've been assigned the Spit Shift at spoons again!"

Spit Shift by Spit Man March 16, 2023

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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