spilt my children

for males : to have an orgasm.

1. "She was giving me this great handjob.... and i spilt my children right there on the couch."
2. "I cant believe I spilt my children so quickly. It was quite embarrassing."

by Godless A.F. May 5, 2004

spilt my milk

When you somehow accidentally squirt out your titty juice.

Brad: *punches sarah In the chest*

Sarah: "Oh my god, I just spilt my milk cause of you"

by spilt_tiddy_juice November 22, 2019

spilt holy water

Accidentally randomly ejaculating at inappropriate/illogical times.

I spilt holy water at grandmas funeral.

by hdd3thh April 15, 2023

spilt her chips

Generally indicative of a "smooth" dancing style, this typically occurs in combination with spilling two (2) glasses of water when throwing down against a "wild" dancing opponent.

"I was told by her Wii machine that my dance style is "smooth" and hers is "wild". For the record though, I knocked over 2 glasses of water and spilt her chips."

by WiiDanceAllNight December 5, 2013

cry over spilt milk

Become unreasonably upset over a minor mishap

Don't cry over spilt milk, get on with life! - His complaining is just so much crying over spilt milk.

by Necessary Evil April 2, 2011

cry over spilt milk

When you come so hard in the bitch's eye that she cries.

When Tanya agreed to the facial, she didn't realize that she was going to cry over spilt milk.

by dirrrty chili dog April 21, 2006

cry over spilt milk

jizz in a bitch's eye so hard that she cries

When Tanya agreed to the facial, I came so hard that she started to cry over spilt milk. And then, she cleaned it up.

by dirrrty chili dog April 12, 2006