by Uptowntick February 28, 2014
Pull this one out after your wife, gf, or sloot won't give it up. Wait until your girl is sound asleep, then get ready to bring out your inner marvel. Run to to a local Walmart and buy a spider man mask, then go back home. Start cranking it to some bbw pornog and bust a nut into your hand. Yeah its gross, but we all got a little viking blood in us. Put on your mask and meet your sweetie at her bedside. Yell "Mary Jane" as loud as you can until she looks up at you. Throw your spider web load in her face and run out the door. Be sure to have your index, pinky, and thumb out while your doing, just like your friendly neighbor Spiderman
My girl was pissed and wasn't given it up last night, so I gave her The Spiderman and now I have a restraining order
by dontsmellmyfinger January 2, 2019
by VK August 20, 2004
An addendum to the method of performing the Spiderman below. When completing the Spiderman (flinging the "web" into the girl's face), you must make the appropriate Spiderman hand gesture AND voice Spidey's famous web noise - THWIPP! Immediately web swinging away is recommended (for added effect throw in a Spidey catch phrase or witicism).
by Matt J. June 8, 2005
The Spiderman is a relatively unknown sexual move. A guy will ejaculate into his hand, then sling his semen at a target with his pinkie and pointer finger extended, a la' Spiderman's signature hand motion. If one happens to "sling his web" at a person, it is entirely appropriate to scream "YOU KILLED MY UNCLE, BITCH!"
Jarred walked in on me masturbating last week, so I chased him down and did the Spiderman right on his back.
by Lars Bierfeisse April 19, 2008
by oswald the ninja July 21, 2004
The act of cumming into one's hand (usually before climaxing during a blowjob) and flinging the seminal discharge into the face of the female (or male) who was blowing you.
by The King of Bean Town September 2, 2006