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by anonymous1611 January 13, 2021
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Sphinx's Bulls

A drawing of a bull that is so bad, that sometimes it blinds people and makes them go back 3 spaces, although usually this is only a one time thing.

Origin: Gartic Phone, but it has haunted us ever since.
This Bull is crimson, wears a blue wizard hat, and has baggy eyes.
Hey look at this bull I drew!
Wow that reminds me of Sphinx's Bulls
Wow I didn't know it looked that bad
by NotLotusLiam May 31, 2023
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Winking Sphinx

The quivering effect on your butthole after eating bad quality food.
Engineer 1: "The lunch they got us today is making my butthole quiver."

Engineer 2: "Oh you mean you have a wicked case of the Winking Sphinx?"
by daHannibal September 2, 2012
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Kiss of the Sphinx

Random bruises inflicted by the pressures of internal sphincters when probing the body of another person with a body part of one’s own. (Bruises may also be known a Sphinx (singular) or Sphinxes (plural).
I don’t mind giving Steve a fist, but I didn’t expect the kiss of the Sphinx!
by The Menace Martine February 21, 2022
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tar sphinx

a poo loaf that closely resembles a dirt cenataur, or fudge dragon. a tar sphinx is slightly longer than the mentioned poo tricks. best if layed (pooped) on the face.
doug passed out early, so troll tried to lay a tar sphinx in his mouth, but it landed in his eye.
by chia37 December 1, 2006
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Sphinx

The sphinx is a limestone/rock structure located in the Valley of the Kings, Egypt. It consists of a lions' body and the head of King Khafra. Until 1926 only the head could be seen above ground, until a French-led team excavated the area revealing the entire statue. However, since it has been exposed to both the desert air and pollution from poorly drained 300,000 populous tourist city nearby the condition has declined greatly. The head is expected to fall within 200 years, and it is being eaten away at a rate of 1/5th of an inch per year. Since it was built the shpinx has been under constant maintanence, although the decline of the conquerers of Egypt, the Romans left it to gather dust after withdrawl frrom Egypt. Both the romans and the greeks however did make good efforts to rebuild the crumbling outers of the shpinx. This differes from the industrial-hardcore-and-cement methods used in 1981 by a hasty group of investors. The supreme council of antiquities has since commisioned skilled labourers to do the work properly, using the same methods as were origianally used. The 1981 attempt resulted in repair sections simply falling away, and further eroding the inner beast with high salt adhesives. Ideas for saving the battered head include a steel pole being driven through to the neck. There was a beard added in the eighteenth dynasty, although this fell off, and the fragments are scattered among private collections and museums. The largest chunk is approx. 1/13th of the beard located in London.


The nose of the sphinx is missing, and the face badly damaged.
Contrary to popular myth, the nose was not knocked off by french in the napoleonic wars, nor by the brits in WWI. Photographs show the nose being missing long before WWI, and accounts of the face being in present state predate the napoleonic wars by half a millenia.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 6, 2004
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Sphinx Shut Up

From Wither:
Sphinx it would do everyone a favor if you would stfu and stop being a weird pervert by putting these wacky doodle things in general chaos.
by WithersLoss July 16, 2022
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